I Can't Sing! The X Factor Musical Theatre breaks

I Can’t Sing! Is the brand new musical about The X Factor. Written by the award-winning comedian Harry Hill, the show is set to feature a talking dog, a singing hunchback and a man in an iron lung. The spoof musical will be a joy to both fans and sceptics of the TV show and promises to take a cheeky look at both the backstage drama, and the clash of egos at the judge’s table.

Taking its name from one of the funniest songs in the show, I Can’t Sing! theatre breaks will have you rolling in the aisles. Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh will both feature as judges, and with Cowell reportedly backing the show “4500%”, saying its “one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen” - if it can crack a smile on his face, it’ll certainly crack a smile on yours!

The madcap comedy of Harry Hill is perfect for a sidelong swipe at the TV institution that The X Factor has become, and on our I Can’t Sing! theatre breaks you can be sure that no prisoners will be taken when lampooning the show. Yet despite its antics, The X Factor has always been about getting behind a contestant with a powerful voice and a passion for music, and something this theatre break certainly won’t be lacking is heart.

You can complete our I Can’t Sing! theatre breaks with a top-quality London hotel just a few miles of the theatre. From clean and basic to voluptuous and chic, this theatre break will give you a great night’s sleep after a great evening out, ready to take on London the next day. You can even book discounted train tickets with us, and travel to our I Can’t Sing! theatre breaks in style.

• Director Sean Foley has worked on The Ladykillers, Pinter’s People, and will be directing Jeeves and Wooster featuring Stephen Mangan and Matthew Macfadyen just before beginning work on I Can’t Sing!
• Writer Harry Hill is a former medical doctor and is to this day a Registered Medical Practitioner. He trained at the University of London in neurosurgery
• Despite sending him up, Simon Cowell’s production company, Syco Entertainment, is co-producing the show

Age Recommendation 5+.

Monday - Saturday evenings @ 7.30pm | Thursday & Saturday matinees @ 3pm

Running time - 2½ hours

Booking until - 25/10/2014

Argyll StreetLondon
W1A 3AB

Nearest tube - Oxford Circus

Seating information - The theatre is split into 3 tiers: the Stalls are at the ground level, with the Royal Circle on the 1st floor and the Upper Circle at the top.

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