Beauty and the Beast - A Horny Love Story breaks

He might be a beast but his castle is to die for! Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises... Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.

This production is recommended for ages 18+.

Running time - TBC

Booking until - 11/01/2026

The Arches
Villiers StreetLondon
WC2N 6NL

Nearest tube - Charing Cross

Seating information - Theatre consists of a Stalls area divided into a front and rear half, with two Stalls bench areas to either side and overhanging side balconies.

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