My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do

My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do breaks

Aged 12 and under

About the show

When Rob was twelve, they attempted a full-blown Disney parade in their house for their Grandma. As Rob donned wigs and played Mary Poppins, Ariel, Mickey Mouse and Belle, their Dad doubled as Stage Manager, Sound Technician and Goofy. Unfortunately, Dad missed all his cues and pushed all the floats in the wrong direction. Mum mistook Aladdin for Ursula. The costumes went awry. Grandma had a nice time, though. My Son’s a Queer (But What Can You Do?) is the joyous autobiographical story of West End Musical Theatre star and social-media sensation Rob Madge, as they set out to recreate that parade - and this time, nobody, no, nobody is gonna rain on it. Awarded Best Off-West End Production 2022 by WhatsOnStage!

Children

Under 12s will not be admitted. Under 16s must be accompanied by and sat with an adult over 18.

Performances

Running time - 1 hour 5 minutes (no interval)

Booking until - 03/10/2026

Apollo Theatre

Shaftesbury AvenueLondon
W1D 7EZ

Nearest tube - Piccadilly Circus

Seating information - The theatre is split into four tiers, the Stalls (nearest the stage, at stage level), the Dress Circle (overhanging the stalls) the Upper Circle (overhanging the Dress Circle) and at the very top, the Balcony

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